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Old 06-16-2006, 09:36 PM   #46
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Old 06-17-2006, 12:10 AM   #47
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Old 06-17-2006, 01:41 AM   #48
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Old 06-19-2006, 11:35 AM   #49
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:35 AM   #51
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Old 07-08-2006, 01:19 PM   #54
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"Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.
"Cake or death?"
"Eh, cake please."
"Very well! Give him cake!"
"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."
"You! Cake or death?"
Uh, cake for me, too, please."
"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."
"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"
"Well, I meant cake!"
"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"

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Old 07-10-2006, 09:53 AM   #56
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Old 07-12-2006, 03:13 AM   #58
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Chef Boyardee Beefaroni & Libby's Zoodles

Buy can at supermarket
cook on low heat (remove from can first)
stir a bit
take one animal out of the zoodle pile and use one beefaroni noodle against it in the groin area, making it look like Mr Elephant has a massive noodle boner
Giggle
repeat

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Old 07-12-2006, 08:30 AM   #59
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