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Old 04-29-2007, 06:46 AM   #2686
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Old 04-29-2007, 06:30 PM   #2687
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:15 PM   #2688
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:55 PM   #2689
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"Numinous Molva."

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Old 05-04-2007, 02:04 AM   #2690
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:06 AM   #2691
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You are up early and perky!!! Yes saw that! Can't wait for the new day!!!

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Old 05-04-2007, 02:39 AM   #2692
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not perky.. just up.. and late for work but hey, it's friday.. so nobody's around.. tee hee
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Old 05-04-2007, 03:06 AM   #2693
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My friend told me this corny joke today. Sometimes when you are in the right mood, the silliest jokes set you off.

A bunny and a bear come upon a leprecaun in the forest. The leprecaun says "I will grant you each three wishes"

The bunny says to the bear, "you go first."

"Well of course I'll go first! I'm a mighty Bear!" He says to the leprecaun, "I want all the bears in this forest to be female and me the only male!" *Poof* "Your wish is my command" The bear is very happy.

The bunny says "I want a helmet"

The bear and the leprecaun look at the bunny confused, but the leprecaun grants the bunnies wish.

The bear then thinks and says "You know, I want ALL the bears in the surrounding forests to be female, and me the only male!" *Poof* "It is done." The bear is now visible thrilled.

The bunny then states, "I want the fastest motorcycle ever made" "Um, okay" says the leprecaun and *Poof* a motorcycle appears.

The bear then says, "Alright, I want EVERY bear in the world to be female and me the only male" *Poof!* "All the bears are female except you" The bear is very excited now.

The leprecaun turns to the bunny and says, "and for your final wish?" The bunny dons his new helmet, gets on the bike and starts it up. "I want the bear to be gay" and he tears off on his bike.
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Old 05-04-2007, 03:34 AM   #2694
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Talking POETS day laugh

Mike and Maureen landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things.

Mike asked if Mars had a stock market, if they had laptop computers, and how they made money, Finally, Maureen brought up the subject of sex.

"Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen.

The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do."

A discussion ensued, and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night.

Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a teeny weeny member, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.

"I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen. "Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!"

"No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long.

"Well," she said, "that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow."

"No problem," he said, and started pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grew wider and wider.

"Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.

The next day, the couples joined their normal partners and went their separate ways.

As they walked along, Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"

"It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:51 AM   #2695
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Hows it One Dolphin,go the C rows!
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Old 05-04-2007, 09:54 PM   #2696
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I am going to hell for laughing at this. Give this sketch a minute, and you'll be coming with me.
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Old 05-04-2007, 11:36 PM   #2697
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I will most definitely see you there

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Old 05-04-2007, 11:44 PM   #2698
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Old 05-05-2007, 02:05 AM   #2699
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Hehehe, wonderful! Thank you, brightpearl
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Old 05-05-2007, 02:18 AM   #2700
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I am going to hell for laughing at this. Give this sketch a minute, and you'll be coming with me.
Dude sounds like a Speak 'N Spell.
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