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Old 05-06-2007, 10:57 AM   #2236
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So when will you be having that leg removed?

It looks better on my sister...but I had to have something!
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Old 05-06-2007, 11:10 AM   #2237
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What did Grandpa do with Granma's old Easter Bonnet???


I missed the sign
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Old 05-06-2007, 11:59 AM   #2238
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Weren't we going to Asia?
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Old 05-06-2007, 12:01 PM   #2239
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It's a device designed to annoy hobbits.
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Old 05-06-2007, 05:30 PM   #2240
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Is that some kind of fruit jam squirter?

No silly, of course it's a mammal!
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:50 AM   #2241
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Does your dog bite lay eggs?

That is not my dog.
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:03 AM   #2242
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what did your shrink tell you to repeat to yourself
every time you meet your boss?


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Old 05-07-2007, 08:04 AM   #2243
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How do you think you will be remembered, cj?


No, there's a old green umbrella under the stairs.
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Old 05-07-2007, 02:27 PM   #2244
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do you use condoms?


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Old 05-07-2007, 09:31 PM   #2245
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What did your teacher call you in fifth grade?

It just needs one more leg, that's all.
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Old 05-07-2007, 09:43 PM   #2246
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do you have everything for the three-legged race?

it'll clear that thing right up!
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Old 05-08-2007, 07:36 PM   #2247
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What would free kittens do for the iraq war?

Its about 72 with a banana.
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:59 AM   #2248
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how many phallic objects can you see right now?


contort yourself!
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:55 AM   #2249
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How could I possibly hide in this box of poptarts?

In my morning smoothie
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Old 05-10-2007, 01:58 PM   #2250
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Where did those painkillers I left on the counter go?

it's four inches to the left.
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