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Old 05-30-2006, 12:11 AM   #46
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:15 AM   #47
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If I Was Still A Teacher....

One of the most creative mixes of material I've seen in years in response to my "Apologetics Opener." I'd post your pages of quips, witticisms, plays-on-words, items that could be variously named, on the back wall of my classroom as an example of creative writing, if I was still in the teaching game. In Australia, the land of laughs where nothing is taken seriously, you would all find a happy home. Just bring your air-conditioners for the 40 plus(celsius) temperatures.

Here in George Town where boats are not launched for the Antarctic journey, a town which some call the G-spot of Tasmania, I await your arrival slowly, unobtrusively, one by one. The caravan park here is excellent and reasonably priced. You can slip over to my house on the Tamar River just about exactly on the epi-centre of the G-spot for a cup of coffee any time. I rarely leave home any more and I've been waiting for years for someone from cyberspace to actually come into real time and real space. I'll be back at Christmas or at some time in the new year. Gudonyer!-Ron
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Old 10-06-2006, 05:19 AM   #48
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A cup of coffee on the G- Spot?

Wow I haven't had such a delightful invitation for a "slip on in" for quite a bit!

What will you be wearing?
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:45 PM   #49
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Here in George Town where boats are not launched for the Antarctic journey
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:54 AM   #50
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8 Months Later

2007 is bright with promise and in this my 1st posting I can say:
1. I have placed a quoto at this site and
2. I will see you all again for my 2nd posting in 2007.

oh yes, Baha'i apologetics is alive and well...go to "bahai.org" for more details. I must get off to bed. Energy levels are lower in one's 60s.-Ron
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:01 PM   #51
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oh yes, Baha'i apologetics is alive and well...go to "bahai.org" for more details.
Thankfully! Now I just have to worry about Scientology's lifespan. Have you been voted "Most Messiah Like" by your fellow Baha"ians? If not, ask Tom Cruise for advice on how to be more popular! You don't want those crazy Scientologist getting a leg up on ya.
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:05 PM   #52
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OMG !!

Was that really you Ron?
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Old 02-07-2007, 02:41 PM   #53
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Old 02-08-2007, 04:29 PM   #54
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Damn...how come Ron doesn't ever post in The True Meaning of Life thread?
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Old 02-08-2007, 06:54 PM   #55
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Damn...how come Ron doesn't ever post in The True Meaning of Life thread?
He meant to post there, he really did. He knew The True Meaning of Life; he wrote it down on a slip of paper, stuck it in his pocket. He forgot it was there, and Mrs.RonPrice did the laundry .
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:38 AM   #56
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Just Checking In....

After another 4 months this thread is still progressing....I'll be back. I am now 63 and, if I live to be a centenarian, you will have my posts here for another 37 years.-Ron Price, Tasmania, Australia
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:50 AM   #57
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I feel like Ron Price is the board's Halley's comet...

http://sci.esa.int/science-e-media/i...on-2407_-5.jpg

but less predictable, and a hell of a lot more exciting.
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:14 AM   #58
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I missed Ron...The kids miss Ron.. * tears streaming down face*
You really should stop more often and stay longer Ron..if not for all the women you have forsaken.. then, for all the seeds you have sown.

*read as: RonPriceJr (# 31), needs a whoppin'*
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Old 06-20-2007, 02:48 PM   #59
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I feel like Ron Price is the board's Halley's comet...
dammit, and I overslept again
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:22 PM   #60
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After another 4 months this thread is still progressing....I'll be back. I am now 63 and, if I live to be a centenarian, you will have my posts here for another 37 years.-Ron Price, Tasmania, Australia
If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. - Judge Judy, Naples, USA
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