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Old 05-03-2003, 07:28 PM   #1
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cafeteria farts

In my elementary school, they would shut off the cafeteria lights when we got too noisy. Everyone would immediately shut up, although I don't remember any penalties if you didn't. Anyway, one day I was eating at a round table with some classmates, and the lights turned out to quiet us all. So sitting in the silent dark, I leaked a bit of gas, which consequently vibrated against my hard, blue, plastic chair, amplifying the fart so that the entire cafeteria could hear. And somehow, even in the dark, everyone seemed to know it was me... judging by their pointing fingers and cruel, cruel laughter.
I'm not sure I ever recovered, which is why I make animation about dumb stuff like that. I post everything atBigDumbAnimal.com if you're interested. I hope I'm not alone in the sad loneliness of chronic gas. a tear rolls down my cheek.
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Old 05-03-2003, 10:42 PM   #2
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let's give you 1 (one) advertisement post per day. is that an idea?
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:21 AM   #3
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how about 1 per month... that way he'd be done for the year.
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Old 05-04-2003, 02:31 AM   #4
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alright, jesus... just trying to get the word out
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:34 AM   #5
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Did he just call you jesus??
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Old 05-04-2003, 08:53 AM   #6
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kumbaya, my lord!

i couldn't even find your page on google, Animal. get organised!
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Old 05-04-2003, 09:31 AM   #7
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first I'm gay, now I'm Jesus. I guess the two don't need to be mutually exclusive.







p.s. if you want to promote, do what 'ze did. Win a Webby award.

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Old 05-04-2003, 10:40 AM   #8
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funny you should mention that, I've been busting my ace submitting the site to just about every search engine on earth. Thanks jesus
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Old 05-04-2003, 10:48 AM   #9
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wait, I thought... is Frieda Jesus or am I Jesus... I'm confused. Either way, no problem... you've got an interesting site. We're just not used to billboards in our little cyber-town. It's a promotion free environment and, y'know, we haven't checked with the mayor on this, but, we'd like to keep it that way. You're more than welcome to hang out and join in though.
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:05 AM   #10
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i'm not jesus! you're jesus!
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:44 AM   #11
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new game - Jesus Tag. Tag you're it!
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:45 AM   #12
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*pos welcome wagon deja vu*


tag ya back! you're it
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:48 AM   #13
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alright thats no problem, sorry to perturb you guys. I just put up the site and because I'm having trouble getting on search engines, I thought other Zefrank fans would appreciate some of it. no more cheesy billboards. Thanks all.
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Old 05-04-2003, 01:29 PM   #14
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K but you're still gonna post stuff, right?
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Old 05-04-2003, 02:19 PM   #15
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he better had... he makes funny stuff...
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