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Old 05-21-2003, 07:46 AM   #1
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Talking Pig Drawing Test!!!

The Pig Drawing Personality Test


The best part about this is that you can forward it round your office and then laugh at everyones crap drawings. We are thinking about setting up a small pig art gallery in the corner of the office here.

Don't cheat by reading the whole thing first. It is hysterical if you do it right!

Get a blank piece of paper , draw a picture of a whole pig on it, not just the head , just a basic drawing though , don't spend too long on it .


DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON.



IF YOU DON'T THE TEST WILL NOT WORK!!



NO CHEATING,



DRAW THE PIG FIRST



HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING??



IF NOT, DO IT NOW



IT IS REALLY FUNNY IF YOU DO IT RIGHT!



OK' NOW TO THE INTERESTING STUFF.........



The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits
of the drawer.

- If the pig is drawn to the top of the paper , you are positive and optimistic.

Toward the middle , you are realistic.

Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic , and have a tendency to behave negatively .

- Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates(birthdays, etc.)

Facing right , you are innovative and active , but don't have a strong sense of family , nor do you always remember dates .

Facing front (looking at you ), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions .

- With lots of details , you are analytical, cautious , and distrustful.

With few details, you are emotional and naive , you care little for details and are a risk taker .

- With less than 4 legs showing , you are insecure or are living through a period of major change .

With 4 legs showing , you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals

If you have drawn more than 4 legs , you are stupid .

- The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.

- The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life, and once again the longer ,the better.


Ok, who didn't draw a tail?
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Old 05-21-2003, 07:50 AM   #2
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Heres mine!



...post yours!

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Old 05-21-2003, 11:33 AM   #3
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can't put it up on the computer until this evening, but here are his stats (pretty accurate, i think):

-Toward the middle , you are realistic.
-Facing front (looking at you ), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions .
-With 4 legs showing , you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals

when i post him you can be the judge on his ear and tail size, as well as the degree of details.

meanwhile, my entire office is wondering why i was so intent on doodling a pig on my note pad...

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Old 05-21-2003, 11:47 AM   #4
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In the absolute centre of the paper.
Head on the left, but facing front.
Four legs showing.
Few details (but I did draw the ground - not a flying pig )
Tiny ears
Tiny tail (but it is all twisted - eek)

And it's a girl pig because of the teats... hehehe
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Old 05-21-2003, 12:23 PM   #5
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Re: Pig Drawing Test!!!

The Pig Drawing Personality Test

The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits
of the drawer.

Toward the middle (of the paper) , you are realistic.

- Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates(birthdays, etc.)

Facing front (looking at you ), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions .


What about 3/4 views?

With few details, you are emotional and naive , you care little for details and are a risk taker .

With 4 legs showing , you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals

- The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.

- The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life, and once again the longer ,the better.


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Old 05-21-2003, 12:25 PM   #6
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Chuckie, your pig reminds me of Wilbur from Charlotte's Web.
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Old 05-21-2003, 12:34 PM   #7
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piggy

hmmm....

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Old 05-21-2003, 02:34 PM   #8
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Old 05-21-2003, 02:37 PM   #9
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Woo Hoo Zyle! Look at that tail!

I wonder if there is anything to how many kinks are in the tail?
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Old 05-21-2003, 02:58 PM   #10
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Woo Hoo Zyle! Look at that tail!
*big grin*
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Old 05-21-2003, 03:21 PM   #11
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i already cut my pig out and pasted him into my notebook. he'll be there to remind me of the subtle ways of the psyche...

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Old 05-21-2003, 03:58 PM   #12
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If you have drawn more than 4 legs , you are stupid.
I laughed so hard when I read this.
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Old 05-21-2003, 11:50 PM   #13
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i drew mine facing right on the bottom of an envelope, with 4 legs and details. ill post it later.
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i drew mine facing right on the bottom of an envelope, with 4 legs and details. ill post it later.
but what's the tail like???
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Old 05-22-2003, 08:10 AM   #15
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come on.... I want to see your PIGS!
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