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Old 10-13-2005, 12:12 PM   #1
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Colonoscopy

i am going for a colonoscopy next friday with a specialist. Its my first time getting it done, and i am a little nervous. The doctor doing it is a nice man but i do not know him very well.
do you think to break the ice, once he is prepping for it - if i said '5 bucks says you cant tell me what i had for lunch' would be a good idea to calm my nerves or would that be uncalled for in a doctors office
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Old 10-13-2005, 12:21 PM   #2
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since when is bubba a specialist?
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Old 10-13-2005, 12:26 PM   #3
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He'll know you pretty well after the procedure. Generally the combination of an IV benzodiazepine and an IV opioid makes people pretty expansive and chatty if they remain awake.

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Old 10-13-2005, 12:52 PM   #4
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If he traces lazy circles on your back, he's unprofessional.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:00 PM   #5
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if that is the case, i would simply explain that he needs to buy me a drink first.
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Old 10-13-2005, 03:45 PM   #6
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WEED helps a lot in cases like this!
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Tell me a situation that it does not help in some way.
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Old 10-13-2005, 05:38 PM   #9
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I'm considering coming to work stoned tomorrow... I'm leaving this job next wednesday any way...
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:09 PM   #10
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How is "Snoopy's Holiday on Ice" going to manage without you?
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:24 PM   #11
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Oh, just fine I'm sure
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Old 10-13-2005, 06:28 PM   #12
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Come to think of it, watching "Snoopy's Holiday on Ice" is exactly like having a colonoscopy.
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Old 10-13-2005, 07:36 PM   #13
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and is better done on weed
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Old 10-13-2005, 11:31 PM   #15
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i do not know him very well.
This has never stopped you from doing anything.
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do you think to break the ice, once he is prepping for it - if i said '5 bucks says you cant tell me what i had for lunch' would be a good idea to calm my nerves or would that be uncalled for in a doctors office
I think you should say, "Go for it, dude! I've had things in my ass that would make a Thai bar hostess blush."
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