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Old 01-16-2003, 02:52 PM   #1
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Wot no Questions this week?

No questions this week, so let's see what we can come up with:

1. If your life story was a movie, whish actor / actress do you want to play you as you are today?

2. If you were the papperazzi, make up a headline for your tabloid involving at least 1 Ze-monkey.

3. If you were an animal, which one, and which Ze-monkey would look after you ?

4. Invent a cocktail to be called a Ze-monkey (no known combinations please).


Well at least it's a few questions......
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Old 01-16-2003, 03:20 PM   #2
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1. If your life story was a movie, whish actor / actress do you want to play you as you are today?

john malkovich, although i look nothing like him

2. If you were the papperazzi, make up a headline for your tabloid involving at least 1 Ze-monkey.

from london: scandal abounds as three so-called monkeys who only refer to themselves as dinz, rune, and beale, attempt to throw 'shit' at the queen so they could 'post' about it... no one yet knows what this means, but rumours of terrorism abound....


3. If you were an animal, which one, and which Ze-monkey would look after you ?

a wolf..... who would want to look after a wolf?

4. Invent a cocktail to be called a Ze-monkey (no known combinations please).

the rune.... it would be any cocktail you wanted, as long as you clutched a dead goose while drinking it
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Old 01-16-2003, 05:49 PM   #3
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1. If your life story was a movie, whish actor / actress do you want to play you as you are today?
who cares, as long as i get to direct the thing

2. If you were the papperazzi, make up a headline for your tabloid involving at least 1 Ze-monkey. no names, i'm cheating
Pantsless Commune Vows to Take Over the World

3. If you were an animal, which one, and which Ze-monkey would look after you ?
pfft.

4. Invent a cocktail to be called a Ze-monkey (no known combinations please).
vodka, apple pucker, olive oil, red wine and guiness
smooth!
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Old 01-16-2003, 06:06 PM   #4
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1. If your life story was a movie, whish actor / actress do you want to play you as you are today?
too easy.



2. If you were the papperazzi, make up a headline for your tabloid involving at least 1 Ze-monkey.
ZENBABE MISSING!!!


3. If you were an animal, which one, and which Ze-monkey would look after you ?
A monstrously huge feces-covered pot bellied pig, so large and disgusting that I couldn't make it to my feet without a crane.
Dinz.

4. Invent a cocktail to be called a Ze-monkey (no known combinations please). Vodka, Creme deMenthe, and a splurt of heavy cream in a salt rimmed glass.
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Old 01-16-2003, 06:56 PM   #5
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actress to play me; Julianne Moore
Tabloid headline: ZeMonkey gain control of the entire internet and delete all references to MicroSoft
Animal? a cat- to be friends with Annie and conspire to kill the naughty bird
Cocktail- Vodka and tabasco with cocktail onions and garlic sprinkled on top
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Old 01-16-2003, 07:45 PM   #6
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No questions this week, so let's see what we can come up with:

1. If your life story was a movie, whish actor / actress do you want to play you as you are today?

Lewis Black - He seems upset enough at the world to be me.

2. If you were the papperazzi, make up a headline for your tabloid involving at least 1 Ze-monkey.

NYC writers steal famous Rune statue from Red Pricess, "Deviates!" screams Queen Chicken.

3. If you were an animal, which one, and which Ze-monkey would look after you ?

A lapcat - definately Peg

4. Invent a cocktail to be called a Ze-monkey (no known combinations please).

2 oz 151, 1 part extra virgin olive oil, splash of clam juice, ice, fill with Tomato Juice and Garnish with one crab leg (A.k.a A Mike Hunt)
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Old 01-16-2003, 10:00 PM   #7
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1. If your life story was a movie, whish actor / actress do you want to play you as you are today?

Sandra Bullock. She's real.

2. If you were the papperazzi, make up a headline for your tabloid involving at least 1 Ze-monkey.

- HOLY MONKEY!!!
1st Edition "Collective Works of the Ze Monkey Nation" Signed by Chicken Queen Auctions for $100,000

3. If you were an animal, which one, and which Ze-monkey would look after you ?

I would be a St. Bernard. I'd save Rune when his ski's break.

4. Invent a cocktail to be called a Ze-monkey (no known combinations please).

in a huge HOLY MONKEY mug:

Carolyn's - fill to half and add
Hot Cocoa & a splash of Creme de Banana
garnish with whipped cream, a slice of banana and chocolate sprinkles

Peg's should win though! Gonna try that!
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Old 01-17-2003, 04:38 AM   #8
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1. If your life story was a movie, whish actor / actress do you want to play you as you are today?
Janeane Garofalo possibly. Or Renee Zellweger. Or no, wait, Drew Barrymore. Can we maybe morph them?
???

2. If you were the papperazzi, make up a headline for your tabloid involving at least 1 Ze-monkey.

ProfessionalGun Pegs MasterofNone in a freak haiku-related incident.

3. If you were an animal, which one, and which Ze-monkey would look after you ?
Oh, come on. As if I could be anything else but a feline. I'd live with noxxville. Any guy that acknowledges the Rule of the Cat is okay by me.

4. Invent a cocktail to be called a Ze-monkey (no known combinations please).
In a v. large heat-proof glass mug: 2 oz. each dark rum & vodka; fill with equal parts mango juice, pineapple juice & coconut cream; shake well with ice & strain. Stir in a jigger of jalapeno juice and top with a sprinkle of brown sugar & a floater of 151. Stick a peeled banana in it, light it and serve while singing the Official Zemonkey Anthem (to be composed during assembly of beverage).
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Old 01-17-2003, 06:39 AM   #9
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Haha. This thread is really cracking me up. Great questions and fantastic answers. I hope to get time to answer this later today.
Cheers
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Old 01-17-2003, 08:34 PM   #10
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i am so there. Do you have one of those cat gooming mittens?
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Old 01-17-2003, 08:35 PM   #11
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YES!!! Mittens & Cat Dope!
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Old 01-17-2003, 08:39 PM   #12
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will do. But we won't let you off that easy. It would be like the cat version of ER. Except there'd be a lot fewer medical terms.....and we'd use martinis instead of atropine to bring you back.
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Old 01-17-2003, 08:41 PM   #13
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Old 01-17-2003, 09:03 PM   #14
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Of course. The ritual of the barbecue (or BBQ in common vernacular) dates back to pre-civilization. People spent enourmous amounts of time preparing for and participating in them. The festive dances, the blossoming of new social circles, and the plentiful fire cooked food was a delicacy not to be equalled until the dawn of what food historians call the "Brewing Age". As such, the barbecue has permiated through the changing times and new trends in food preparation. As a part of your integral human nature, both phsiologically and psychologically, the urge to barbecue is as much of a basic human instinct as propogation of the species. Thus, it is only expected that, in times of adversity (cold weather), one would feel the desire to visit their primal instincts and indulge in the art of the barbecue.

Or maybe you just wish it were warm..... hell I don't know
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Old 01-19-2003, 01:39 AM   #15
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1. If your life story was a movie, whish actor / actress do you want to play you as you are today?

ummm...Pepper Ann, from the cartoon. Yeah, her except about 8 or 9 years older

2. If you were the papperazzi, make up a headline for your tabloid involving at least 1 Ze-monkey.

Manson & Chuckie: Caught in Torrid Romantic Triangle???

3. If you were an animal, which one, and which Ze-monkey would look after you ?

a hermit crab, and DV8, cause I think she'd be good to me, and feed me grapes

4. Invent a cocktail to be called a Ze-monkey (no known combinations please).

well, this is on a total guess, but I'd say watermelon cherry kool-aid and vodka
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