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Old 10-04-2002, 09:13 PM   #16
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~blinks~ I'm Jojoba Smurf!
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Old 10-08-2002, 04:28 PM   #17
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Hi! My name is...slim smurfy

Can i have your attention please? Will the real slim smurfy please stand up, please stand up? lol
My smurf name is: The Real Slim Smurfy
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Old 10-08-2002, 04:33 PM   #18
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Ze's smurf name

Josea Frank = Maximus Smurf
Ze Frank = Killdozer Smurf
Dowdy Smack = Yahweh Smurf
Annie Frank (cat) = Chesty Smurf
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Old 10-08-2002, 05:06 PM   #19
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As was obvious to those that know me, I'm Pantless Smurf..

Unless you want to talk to me with both my first and last name, then for you it's Fundamentalist Smurf (as I don't like speaking with 4 words )

teachers sometimes tend to call you by your last name, well for them it's Ibn al' Smurf from now on... that'll teach them!
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Old 10-09-2002, 12:12 PM   #20
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I am "son of smurf".... not to be confused with "son of sam" hopefully..... (or "son of b****")
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Old 10-09-2002, 07:04 PM   #21
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I'm Stanky Smurf!
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Old 10-11-2002, 11:08 AM   #22
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Lemon-Fresh Smurf

hee hee...I'm Lemony Fresh!
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Old 10-11-2002, 11:56 AM   #23
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Marlboro Smurf.....(cough! wheeze!).......
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Old 10-11-2002, 12:08 PM   #24
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my secretary is 'fetid smurf'... apparantly she exudes some putrid odor that only smurfs can detect..... she was not pleased
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Old 10-11-2002, 01:29 PM   #25
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I Smurf, therefore I am

I'm Fictitious Smurf

But if I use my full name, I'm The Smurf.

I think I'll sit in a corner and mull over this for a while.
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Old 10-11-2002, 11:28 PM   #26
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Okay - since we're doing pets...

My cats, in order of age:
Merlin: Phil the Smurf
Arthur: Junkie Smurf
Schroeder: The Real Slim Smurfy (and he is, he really, really is)
Elmo: Yaweh Smurf
Arlecchino: As-Seen-on-TV Smurf

My sister's two dogs:

Bean: Quantum Smurf
Jesse: Waspinator Smurf

My various pet rodents (mice, hamsters) when I was a little 'un:

Benjamin: Radioactive Smurf
Skittles: Groupie Smurf
Reepicheep: Man-Eating Smurf

and last but not least, my ex-fish:
Pete: Q*Bert Smurf
Repete: Fatass Smurf

Thank you very much for your indulgence.
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Old 10-12-2002, 02:41 AM   #27
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My smurf name apparently is Erotic Smurf.

hmmm.

My dawg is Trusty Smurf (quite true)

Cat 1 is Lemon-Fresh Smurf (and he's sort of yellow, if you squint and he's standing in direct sunlight)

Cat 2 is Odoriferous Smurf. Wow.....and he's got really bad gas. This thing is amazing!
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Old 10-12-2002, 04:50 AM   #28
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Me

I'm "Groupie Smurf", don't be afraid ze.

Dog is "Hannibal Smurf"

Cat is "Ebola Smurf"

We have not so nice names.
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Old 10-12-2002, 05:39 AM   #29
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I think I posted before with my full name: Naughty Smurf

Just my first name: Hannibal Smurf

Only my last name: Smurf Smurf Smurf (what is that?)

My dog Frank: Boozy Smurf
My cat Corn Cob: Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf
My other cat Tiggy Winkle: Slowly Evaporating Smurf
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Old 10-12-2002, 09:03 AM   #30
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hehe my cat's name, Turbo: You Go Smurf!
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