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Old 12-07-2003, 08:40 PM   #1
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Just plain weird

am joining a church and I am taking classes, preparing to be baptized and for my first communion. My church requires that I have a community sponsor (meaning a member of that church) on top of having a god parent. Since I know no one that belongs to my church, my instructor chose a sponsor for me. I met her today, she is a very nice girl. After we chatted, I discovered I know her older sister. We talked a little bit more, and I found out that she is a good friend with a guy I have been seeing. I basically told him to go Fvck himself last night. Christian aye? She told me that he is going to a wedding reception with her next weekend, but she could not never date him, because, he does not attend church. She was really worried that I would be upset, and I told her that it really did not matter to me one way or another.

I just thought it was weird, out of a parish of about 5,000 people, my sponser is good friends with someone that I have been dating. I told her not to even mention my name to him. Guess she has known him for about 2 years. Eerie.
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Old 12-07-2003, 08:59 PM   #2
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no...what is really weird is that such a fun obviously party animal and sexy person like yourself is interested in joining a church?

I am confused.

What kind of church is it your joining..."Church of the Uninhibited", "First pentacostal church of Sex for a couple months or so", "Fleetwood Mac Groupies of God"?

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Old 12-07-2003, 09:06 PM   #3
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You are RIGHT!!! I can form my own church. Duh, what in the Hell, (or should I say heck?) was I was thinking????

You are just too sweet...Because I use to much sugar in you. It is not your fault though.
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Old 12-07-2003, 09:10 PM   #4
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Lets form our own church...

No dogma...no prayers...no collection baskets...no priest/esess...no saints or sinners.

Just temples with lots of pillows strewn about and lots of fresh coffee, beer, and fattening foods.

"The church of self-determination"
Our Bible will be a blank journal book.

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Old 12-07-2003, 09:13 PM   #5
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You got me, where do I sign up?
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Old 12-07-2003, 09:30 PM   #6
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Old 12-07-2003, 09:33 PM   #7
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Zen,

send me the website. I will sign on asap. Your friend in cheese...Klynne
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Old 12-07-2003, 10:28 PM   #8
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haha!

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Old 12-17-2003, 01:44 AM   #9
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Wow,

gets weirder. I broke up with him, in not a nice way. Found out later, he went out with her on the wedding reception night, and asked her to be his girlfriend. In church the next day, I told her that he and I we were done. Tonight I went out with him, and dropped the bomb, that we know each other. Before I told him, he was all over me. I waited about 45 minutes, and then, dropped the whole story on him. Man, he turned red, was asking for shots, and then left his hands completely off of me. HA, HA, HA, I am a jerk.
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Old 12-17-2003, 01:54 AM   #10
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coffee how do I join?
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Old 12-17-2003, 02:00 AM   #11
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Wow,

gets weirder. I broke up with him, in not a nice way. Found out later, he went out with her on the wedding reception night, and asked her to be his girlfriend. In church the next day, I told her that he and I we were done. Tonight I went out with him, and dropped the bomb, that we know each other. Before I told him, he was all over me. I waited about 45 minutes, and then, dropped the whole story on him. Man, he turned red, was asking for shots, and then left his hands completely off of me. HA, HA, HA, I am a jerk.
hahahahaha. I want to be your new best friend.
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Old 12-17-2003, 02:06 AM   #12
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Well, thank you. He is a total asvhole, yet so am I, revenge is very sweet indeed. Farking jerk. You should have seen his face
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Old 12-17-2003, 04:19 AM   #13
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coffee how do I join?
you don't "join"...you just declare yourself a member.
Buy yourself a blank journal book and write your own bible.
It's that easy.
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Old 12-17-2003, 07:55 AM   #14
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Umm. I think i've been a member of this church all my life already. I have tons of bibles...
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Old 12-21-2003, 11:33 PM   #15
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Lost control and saw him again last night. It is like he is stalking me. I was with a good friend, out having fun, and he showed up. He sent me a drink, and she walked it over to him, and told him that him that we were leaving, and told him to leave me alone. She was very polite to him, and then, the next thing I know I am with the dork again. I am my own worst enemy. Oh well.
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