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Old 10-07-2007, 11:49 PM   #2431
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Any ideas on why this thread went dormant?

At 30 frames per second, they'll never notice.
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Old 10-09-2007, 10:08 AM   #2432
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So do you think the other guys down at the window factory will notice you missing?


They get sucked down a long pipe and end up as uninvited thoughts in John Malkovich's head.
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:06 AM   #2433
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what happens to your marijuana plants?


she fell down the apples and pears
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:57 PM   #2434
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What happened to your trouble and strife?


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Old 10-09-2007, 06:31 PM   #2435
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This is a sobriety test...can you state the correct time and date?

None of the plugs fit the outlets.
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Old 10-10-2007, 02:36 AM   #2436
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why are your ears so waxy?


well, it went pretty much like this: erg erg eeergh smashsmashsmash papapapa pupah!
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Old 10-10-2007, 08:16 AM   #2437
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What was the first thing your son ever said to you?


It all started with a ballet tutu, peanut butter and a Rubik's cube.
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Old 10-10-2007, 02:30 PM   #2438
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When did your career as a kindergarten teacher start to go downhill?

Negative for TB, Negative for hepatitis, Positive for Love!
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:18 PM   #2439
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so honey, what's my diagnosis?

Purple, Watson, Purple.
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Old 10-12-2007, 04:46 AM   #2440
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Yes?!! What colour had the murderer's pumps then, Sherlock?


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Old 10-12-2007, 05:31 AM   #2441
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So where does your heart truly lie?


It was 3am, those kind of things happen at that hour.
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Old 10-12-2007, 01:09 PM   #2442
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What time was it when half asleep you ended up going in the closet instead of the bathroom?


Apparently no one else did, but I thought it was sooo funny.
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Old 10-12-2007, 04:52 PM   #2443
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did anyone else want to follow your example and lick the toilet bowl clean?


no, really, that's her actual name.
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Old 10-13-2007, 01:57 AM   #2444
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Anti pasto?

five seconds flat.
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Old 10-13-2007, 07:29 AM   #2445
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Can you describe your fight against the current sumo world champion, in three words ?

i really want to itch it but they say i shouldn't
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