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Old 12-14-2002, 10:52 AM   #1
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Questions to ponder

1.) You are about to go on a long car trip. You will be stopping in places where you can cook- what's the one food item you put first in your trunk?

2.) What's the first thing (that is not food-related) you pack for this long trip?

3.) What's IN your refidgerator?

4.) What's ON your refidgerator?

5.) Describe the shoes you wear most often.

6.) How far can a dog run into the woods?

7.) Red, white or sparkling?

8.) You have been captured by cannibals. They allow you only one statement for your last words before they make a meal out of you. If it is true, they will barbeque you. If it is false, they will make you into a nice stew. How can you get out of this situation alive?
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Old 12-14-2002, 12:07 PM   #2
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Old 12-14-2002, 12:26 PM   #3
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1.) pasta

2.) iPod

3.) bread, canadian bacon, eggs, cream cheese, sour dough starter, beer, milk, diet cherry 7-up, tortillas, taco shells, cheese, leftover turkey w/stuffing, hot sauce, blue cheese dressing, jimmys, ketchup (or catsup), american cheese food.

4.) a large wok, a small wok, a large skillet, tupperware containers, large trash bags, small trash bags, the yellow pages, three magnetic stickers (Prince William Hospital, Pizza Hut, Craftsman) two drawings by my friend's 4 year old daughter.

5.) 3 year old Yukon hiking boots. very cheap, very worn.

6.) halfway

7.) sparkling is good luck

8.) Tell them I am a flight attendent (a lie that would make me a stew already... leaving only the making nice part for them.)
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Old 12-14-2002, 01:26 PM   #4
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1.) spagettios

2.) a can opener

3.) food and aloe vera

4.) tupperware bins and cereal boxes

5.) black steve madden mary janes

6.) halfway

7.) no thanks

8.) "sorry guys, i taste like chicken."
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Old 12-14-2002, 05:44 PM   #5
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Re: Questions to ponder

1.) You are about to go on a long car trip. You will be stopping in places where you can cook- what's the one food item you put first in your trunk?

Pre-cooked steak and kidney casserole. Nothing better when travelling

2.) What's the first thing (that is not food-related) you pack for this long trip?

Lots of tapes to play on the stereo

3.) What's IN your refidgerator?

Milk, apple juice, margarine, chocolate, bottle of Frascati, bottle of cider (proper English cider)

4.) What's ON your refidgerator?

Kettle, bookend, ice cube tray...

5.) Describe the shoes you wear most often.

Brown suede lace ups. Everywhere and anywhere, no need to polish

6.) How far can a dog run into the woods?

As far as takes its fancy (yes, halfway)

7.) Red, white or sparkling?

Red (1988 Chateau Batailly, for preference)

8.) You have been captured by cannibals. They allow you only one statement for your last words before they make a meal out of you. If it is true, they will barbeque you. If it is false, they will make you into a nice stew. How can you get out of this situation alive?

Telephone the British High Commissioner. He'll get me out of the jam.
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Old 12-14-2002, 06:07 PM   #6
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1.) Wine

2.) Underwear

3.) milk, soda, water, beer, and cheese

4.) magnet word game, soft coolers, papers and a wine bucket

5.) flip flops

6.) I don't know, but if he barks and nobody is around to hear him, does it make a sound?

7.) sparkling!!!

8.) "Salt is bad for you"
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Old 12-14-2002, 10:58 PM   #7
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Questions to ponder
1.) You are about to go on a long car trip. You will be stopping in places where you can cook- what's the one food item you put first in your trunk?
gas cooker and all sorts of good food, wine and beer. I would forget cutlery, tooth paste, knife and matches.

2.) What's the first thing (that is not food-related) you pack for this long trip?
Good outdoor clothing. Kitesurfing gear. tent?

3.) What's IN your refidgerator?
Right now it's packed full of goodies:


4.) What's ON your refidgerator?
an old american style? micro wave oven. I love the way it says "PING"

Moose fridge magnets



5.) Describe the shoes you wear most often.
I never leave home without my DR. Martens:



6.) How far can a dog run into the woods?
all the way

7.) Red, white or sparkling?
summer-white/sparkling winter-red

8.) You have been captured by cannibals. They allow you only one statement for your last words before they make a meal out of you. If it is true, they will barbeque you. If it is false, they will make you into a nice stew. How can you get out of this situation alive?

"you will make me into a nice stew!"
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Old 12-15-2002, 03:45 PM   #8
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1.) You are about to go on a long car trip. You will be stopping in places where you can cook- what's the one food item you put first in your trunk?
i won't cook. if i'm on a car trip you'd better believe i'm eating out.

2.) What's the first thing (that is not food-related) you pack for this long trip?
a pillow

3.) What's IN your refidgerator?
click here for a complete inventory list.
i've never inventoried my fridge before. a lot of this shocked me.

4.) What's ON your refidgerator?
another complete inventory list.

5.) Describe the shoes you wear most often.
i don't really have any that i wear most often. i have 19 pairs of Chuck Taylor Converse All Stars, my faves being my black lows with a flame-job and my black suede hi's with flames and egyptian designs embroidered in white.

6.) How far can a dog run into the woods?
half-way

7.) Red, white or sparkling?
red

8.) You have been captured by cannibals. They allow you only one statement for your last words before they make a meal out of you. If it is true, they will barbeque you. If it is false, they will make you into a nice stew. How can you get out of this situation alive?
tell them that they will make me into a stew and then i can disappear in a puff of logic.

edit: sorry, the links were down earlier. they're all up and running now!

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Old 12-15-2002, 04:13 PM   #9
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Gotta love the fridge list.

That's what the Internet is for.
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Old 12-15-2002, 04:33 PM   #10
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1.) You are about to go on a long car trip. You will be stopping in places where you can cook- what's the one food item you put first in your trunk?

pizza. it's my food heroin.

2.) What's the first thing (that is not food-related) you pack for this long trip?

baseball cap. i take a good deal of time choosing the hat(s) i will take for various trips.

3.) What's IN your refidgerator?

right now, lots of containers of ham from the big ass ham i got from my office. i actually went and bought hoagie rolls to pretend i was eating a sandwich from quiznos. oh, and absolut in the freezer.

4.) What's ON your refidgerator?

refrigerator magnets from all the SEC schools i've been to, holding up pictures of my daughter.

5.) Describe the shoes you wear most often.

timberland boat shoes, dark brown leather, nicely worn, like an extension of my own feet.

6.) How far can a dog run into the woods?

far enough to make it a difficult decision on whether to leave him or not.

7.) Red, white or sparkling?

screwdrivers.

8.) You have been captured by cannibals. They allow you only one statement for your last words before they make a meal out of you. If it is true, they will barbeque you. If it is false, they will make you into a nice stew. How can you get out of this situation alive?

file an exception, then plead lack of in personam jurisdiction as i have insufficient minimum contacts with the island to trigger jurisdiction over me
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Old 12-15-2002, 07:28 PM   #11
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1.) You are about to go on a long car trip. You will be stopping in places where you can cook- what's the one food item you put first in your trunk?
i don't think i would cook, but if i had to, canned food. probably ravioli or something.

2.) What's the first thing (that is not food-related) you pack for this long trip?
i was going to say toilet paper, but that's somehow food related too.. otherwise, probably some cd's.

3.) What's IN your refidgerator?
on an average day: a lot of cheese, milk (for my parents), orange juice, apple juice, coke, yogurt, eggs, ham, bacon, sausages, apple sauce, mayonaise, ketchup, microwave meals, some kind of fish

4.) What's ON your refidgerator?
a white wooden cover.. no room for notes or magnets!

5.) Describe the shoes you wear most often.
black boxing boots by Kangaroos, type Mambo.. couldn't find a picture of 'em..

6.) How far can a dog run into the woods?
halfway

7.) Red, white or sparkling?
sparkling

8.) You have been captured by cannibals. They allow you only one statement for your last words before they make a meal out of you. If it is true, they will barbeque you. If it is false, they will make you into a nice stew. How can you get out of this situation alive?
tell 'em they'll make me into a stew..
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Old 12-16-2002, 02:24 AM   #12
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What's the one food item you put first in your trunk?

Tuna.

What's the first thing (that is not food-related) you pack for this long trip?

Sex toys or laptop, depending on where I'm going. (I'll pack both, regardless, but order can change.)

What's IN the fridge?

Turkey, lettuce, dressing, batteries.

What's ON the fridge?

Canisters of rice & barley, bottles of fizzy water, magnet poetry by guests, usually a cat or two.

Describe the shoes you wear most often.

Tatami sandals.

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Just out of sight of the neighbors so I don't have to scoop the poop.

Red, white or sparkling?

I prefer to get my headaches by listening to very loud music. Thanks anyway.

You have been captured by cannibals. They allow you only one statement for your last words before they make a meal out of you. If it is true, they will barbeque you. If it is false, they will make you into a nice stew. How can you get out of this situation alive?

You cannot barbeque me!

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Old 12-16-2002, 11:46 AM   #13
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1.) You are about to go on a long car trip. You will be stopping in places where you can cook- what's the one food item you put first in your trunk?

Olive oil- the most verstile of foods. You can cook with it, dip bread in it, use it as salad dressing or pasta sauce. Even give a massage with it, if you don't mind smelling of olive oil after.

2.) What's the first thing (that is not food-related) you pack for this long trip?

My sarong wrapped around my music.

3.) What's IN your refidgerator?

Checking...edmame, lettace, tomatoes, eggs, miso, anchovy paste, capers, mushrooms, lemon juice, camembert (I found cheese!), milk for my tea. Just finished my orange juice.

4.) What's ON your refidgerator?

A postcard with sailboats and Mt. Fuji in the background. Faxes and oranges on top.

5.) Describe the shoes you wear most often.

Black dress boots- these shoes look as though they could tell some tales of mistreatment. Last time I polished them was five months ago- they need it desperately. Or to be replaced. But I like them, old friends. Get me where I want to go.

6.) How far can a dog run into the woods?

Halfway- afterwards, the dog is running out of the woods.

7.) Red, white or sparkling?

Red for drinking, white for cooking, sparkling for licking off.

8.) You have been captured by cannibals. They allow you only one statement for your last words before they make a meal out of you. If it is true, they will barbeque you. If it is false, they will make you into a nice stew. How can you get out of this situation alive?

Tell them "You will make me into a nice stew"- it cannot be true, because then they will barbeque you, which just turned your statement into a false one. And it would not be false if they did turn you into a nice stew.

However, I've never come across cannibals that live by pure logic alone, so your best bet would be to run like hell.

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Old 12-16-2002, 06:15 PM   #14
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1.) You are about to go on a long car trip. You will be stopping in places where you can cook- what's the one food item you put first in your trunk?
butter

2.) What's the first thing (that is not food-related) you pack for this long trip?
cooler

3.) What's IN your refidgerator?
cold air

4.) What's ON your refidgerator?
lots of dust

5.) Describe the shoes you wear most often.
black Clark's clogs when I'm not barefoot

6.) How far can a dog run into the woods?
halfway

7.) Red, white or sparkling?
yes

8.) You have been captured by cannibals. They allow you only one statement for your last words before they make a meal out of you. If it is true, they will barbeque you. If it is false, they will make you into a nice stew. How can you get out of this situation alive?

I pee in pools (stew).

(I hate riddles like this. I'm dead for sure.)
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Old 12-16-2002, 06:42 PM   #15
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8) "Everything I say is a lie"

(I borrowed that line from the first of Star Trek's H.F. Mudd episodes)(it blew that clone android robot-thingies little circuits. It might work)

(maybe I'll answer the other questions later...)

(I wear white sneakers mostly)

Bye for now.

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