urgent shaving questions

[brightpearl]

thanks for the idea, tunes

I'm in the market for a new look, and I think a righteous beard might be just the trick. I'm having trouble getting it to grow, however. I've heard that if you shave, the hair grows back thicker...?

This is what I'm going for:

[brightpearl]

I think I might be able to grow this kind, but what sort of razor should one use?

[lukkucairi]

^ erm...a laser-guided one?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I've got a nasty burr in the left muttonchop and have booked to dine at Brannigan's tonight with a very special lady. I'm a strict traditionalist so laser guided assistance is out of the question!

HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!

[lukkucairi]

try this:



I hear they sell it in your neck of the woods

if that's still too contemporary, you could just use a lump of soft beeswax.

[Tunesmith]

(aw, now I don't have to be an internet operative! thanks, pearly! )

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So I'm a "long-time wisher, first-time grower" ( ) and I recently saw an enlightening statistic that suggested that females are, ah...erm...attracted to men with facial hair.

So, me being slightly "challenged" when it comes to the "dating pool" as they say, I was wondering if any senior mustachio'd men could give me any tips. My goal is this bad boy, but I could settle for something a bit less brazen.

Thanks,

MustacheMan212

[Tunesmith]

pearly:

I've always thought of you as more of a



Y'know, something that just screams "I am beard, hear me roar!"

I can't help noticing interesting parallels between your future facial hair and the Saguaro Cactus, though:



I would trim liberally to remove any confusion. Unless you go for that kind of thing.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Originally Posted by lukkucairi

try this:



I hear they sell it in your neck of the woods

if that's still too contemporary, you could just use a lump of soft beeswax.

Frankly I'm offended. And where are the moderators in all this. I'm going back to the beard board. Another opportunity missed ze frank!

[Odbe]

Originally Posted by brightpearl

thanks for the idea, tunes

This is way too much after the tentacle pr0n discussion.

[Frieda]

this is bertus, bouncer guy at the pub i used to go to

[brightpearl]

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox

Frankly I'm offended. And where are the moderators in all this. I'm going back to the beard board. Another opportunity missed ze frank!

You Ozzies are so sensitive about your nads.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

You would look nice styled thusly, I feel.

(and, yes, that is ear hair)

[Brynn]

the mustache? Impeccably trimmed, of course!
personally, i like a nicely kept chin.

[Brynn]

^I'm going to go to the threadkiller thread now. I got my mojo workin'.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

^thanks for the bump

Originally Posted by brightpearl

You Ozzies are so sensitive about your nads.