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Say the Opposite, Say the Opposite

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Coultier/Coulter what's the diff?
Coultier/Coulter what's the diff?

Ze: This week’s archenemy of the human race is republican pundit Ann Coulter, [cut to picture] (seen here about to fellate an intern)

Ze: … who in her recent book calls the group of 9/11 widows who succeeded in forcing the creation of the 9/11 Congressional Commission, witches.

Ze: In her book she states, "by the way, how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy." Apparently vilifying these women, who contributed to Kerry’s campaign, is her way of neutralizing their political potency.

Ze: When asked by Reuters why she made ad hominem attacks, Coulter replied, "I am tired of victims being used as billboards for untenable liberal political beliefs." She was not, however, alluding to the Bush Administration’s strategy of using victims of 9/11 to promote its strategy for fighting terror, the war in Iraq, or tendency to raise the terror alert threat level during election cycles. Coulter is betting her hardcharger audience won’t see the irony. Or this show.

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