Magic Dumpster:Fabuloso Friday 2

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This wonderful place is the Magic Dumpster, where rejected Fabulosobits from the main page go to collect dust. Rummaging through the Magic Dumpster is allowed, but remember that these Fabulosobits ended up here for a reason.

Also, this is a great place for spam.

GUH! I clicked on spam twice, in the vain hope that it'd be a picture of Spam. Boy, was I mistaken. Twice.

I removed the following line from "Tired Friday" segment:

4. I want to be special, don't put it back up!

This looks more like commentary than suggested script. If you want to give your opinion on the missing show itself, you should probably do it in the comments. If you want to discuss this fabuloso segment, do it in the discussion page. If you *do* intend that line to be part of this script, then be a bit more clear. Is that something that somebody is supposed to say? --Sford 18:32, 16 June 2006 (PDT)

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Your (up to) 25 seconds of fame...

Friday June 16th is Matt Hill's birthday! Happy b-b-b-b-b-Birthday Matt! He's already got a shirt, though, so don't get all excited about giving him anything.

  • We're doing it NEXT friday. Nice try though.

Evil Ze

MEDIUM SHOT
[Ze sitting in a chair patting his cat (if possible), looking evil(Ze, not the cat) ]
Ze: Soon there will ...
Words "KILL BUSH" flash for one or two frame/s
Ze:(continuing) ...be enough members...
words "BUSH KILL" flash for one or two frame/s
Ze:(continuing) ...in the league of awesomeness ...
words "" flash for one or two frame/s
Ze:(continuing)...to rule the world ...
Words "IM EVIL YOUR ONLY HOPE TO LIVE IS TO JOIN ME, ALSO I LIKE DUCKIES" flash like before only upside-down
Ze: [Laughs Evilly]
Beat.
CLOSE UP
Ze: [Ze Smiling, half laughing] Why would i leave that in ?
FLASH AGAIN :[Ze In Uncle Sam pose (pointing at camera)]

The flashes are ment to be like subliminal messages, they should be on screen long enough to know they are there and read the shorter ones, but still very quick. The audio of Ze should not dissapear when they flash, and Ze should just say the lines straight through.

Comments:

  • This is crap. Also, flashing "KILL BUSH" up on the screen is a hideously retarded idea for several very obvious reasons. I'm honestly ashamed that you even watch this show. --Kazz 14:17, 17 June 2006 (PDT)
  • Yup. Even when Ze's talking about politics it's not really even about politics. Think a little harder people.

Ze Pooping

Just an interlude of about 3-5 seconds, medium shot of Ze pooping. Some people read the paper, some read a book, some just sit there. I wonder what Ze does when he poops.

Another idea: Ze reads a paper upside down while pooping and says, "wow this makes a lot more sense!"

  • well, at the end, he better say, "Poop!"

YES! The more poop humor the better. Poop is always funny.

Stuff on my cat

Ze pleases cat lovers everywhere, by contributing to Stuff on my cat. Props required: Cats & Stuff. How about a sped-up shot of his attempt? CeruleanNinja

Another haiku

Except this one poops. I didn't want to ruin the collective haiku effort above... So I will put it here. Now, while it looks very simple, I put a lot of my soul into this one... I hope you guys like it:

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop.
Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop.
Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop.
Mmm, the depth of this astounds me. Magnificent, no where has a more profound thought been voiced, in Haiku form. Wow... :D CeruleanNinja 05:35, 16 June 2006 (PDT)
Moving haiku....but I think Ze already did this one back in April, with a cohort reading ssssomething from the email. gypsysister

Howzabout....... this 'un?:

White, like the new moon,

Delicate spheres retreating,

Ze's ass on the web.


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